"Did I ever tell you about my mother? Not the retired old woman in Florida, my mother from the seventies? The quiet, frigid, scarred, pale brunette? You know what I really loved about her? She didn’t love me.
Not loving me takes a special brand of genius. You have to be an extraordinary person to pull it off. Mom was extraordinary. She was used up, broken-spirited, empty-hearted. A cracked mannequin. Some therapists say I taught myself to read books to make her love me. I always correct them: I think I taught myself to read her mind." —- Dan Harmon (via havingchanged)

"When we talk about true love, we imply that there’s a fake love, a form of love that is in more abundance and therefore less valuable, less lasting and less satisfying. And maybe there is no true love. Maybe it’s a myth generated by addiction, like pure oil. Maybe we’re all just a bunch of monkeys running piano roll programs punched for us by our Dad’s balls, our mother’s ovaries and the summer of 1983" —- Dan Harmon (via havingchanged)

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"I love things that are genuinely confusing. I like bad movies and bad comedy and bad writing and bad editing and really, really confusing jokes on tee shirts and coffee mugs and shit. Sometimes, I come across something that will never, ever, ever make sense to me, and it’s my favorite thing, to just turn this object over in my brain’s hands and feel the smoothness, the impenetrability" —- Dan Harmon (via havingchanged)

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"All his (Donald Glover’s) raps are about how he’s going to keep working until he drops dead…which is Tuesday, and how no woman can have him because they couldn’t understand how hard he needs to work." —- Dan Harmon (via levelfivelaserlotus)

"Take it easy. Nothing you do matters as much as you think. Your greatest achievements aren’t yours at all, they’re accidents and jokes. You’re a puppet, the universe does the work, and it gets the most done when you’re moving the least. Surrender, flow, relax. Don’t be hard on yourself, don’t put pressure on yourself, life is just a chain of experiments and results, and you’ll be perfect when you’re dead." —- Dan Harmon (via havingchanged)

“…details on the show are sketchy, other than it would likely be a multi-camera comedy..”

“likely be a multi-camera comedy”

“multi-camera”

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Toothpick cute

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People I love.

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“Do what you do and be good at what you do, know what you love doing and just keep doing it.”